It’s not hard to find a topic to write about.. I just randomly pick on what is happening around me at a certain point and turn it into somethingelse. Put my own spin and give my own opinions and i always have opinions.. lol.. I could go on and on but, i know how short the attention span of today’s youths are. So, i’ll save myself the broken nail and neck pain and just shorten this particular post.. đ Â
We all have  been talking about the various zones the people we crush over, like, admire, lust after, love and obsessed with can put us in.. Well, today i will be talking about all these various zones from my perspective.. lool.. I understand that we all canât love, lust after, be obsessed with etc, with each other but we can ofcourse, zone each other.. lol.. I know we all have been zoned atleast once in our lives.. Yes, and some of us are zoned daily.. If â not the ‘friend zone, itâs the ‘Fuck buddy zone, or âSet P zone, or ‘brother/sister zone, âMaga zone etc.. *phew*.. It feels painful to be zoned, especially when it is not the ‘Fuck buddy zone.. lool.. For those of you, in this Zone.. God bless you! Even I, have been zoned quite a few times and my zones, though.. Na wa!! You hear zones like, ‘Fuck buddy, ‘Wifey zone, Fuck buddy again, Too good for me (which i think is BS because if you are genuine, then you should be good enough for anybody); and some more even you couldnât think of.. The most annoying zone , for me, is the ‘Fuck buddy zone.. Regardless of popular belief, not every girl likes to be seen as nothing for a friend thatâs good for nothing but as a good fuck.. (Pardon my French, guys).. I grew up a tall, skinny tomboy with the assets of a white girl (no endowments *sigh*) but all is well now.. ;D Ok, not all.. Still a bit of a tomboy but i am a model so, i am more of a sexy tomboy now (Been girly makes me uncomfortable).No worries, i  donât sag, or walk funny but sometimes, i just tend to think like a guy because itâs easy and no stress.. lool plus, i think guys have more fun than girls. I know y’all want to know what brought on this topic??Well, this baby is tired of been zoned.. Tired of been objectified.. Anyways, i will be describing the various zones (well, ofcourse i thought up some of the names..lool) below;
FRIEND ZONE:
The most popular zone.. We all have been zoned here before at one time in our lives. The friend zone is that zone where nothing ever happens.. Guys tend to take this zone personal.. LMAO!! When that girl they have been drooling over and dreaming about, tells them “Sorry but we can only be friends” Ouch! That’s gotta hurt.. If this has ever happen to you then, My apologies!! *hugs*.. You know, I understand why some guys are gun shy after this kind of disappointment.. As a girl, I’ve put a couple of guys in the Friend Zone.. Its not something we do lightly or happily because we can’t love every guy that loves us neither can we lust after every guy that lusts after us.. Sometimes, things just need to be done.. Besides, if she hadn’t told you ‘No’, you wouldn’t have met the love of your life.. Oh Wait! Neither would you have met your worst nightmare.. đŚ (Sorry! Some things can’t be avoided).. We all can’t have rainbows and chocolate-filled lives.. Some of us will have to roll in cow dung, first..
FUCK BUDDY ZONE:
If you are in this zone, you are either happy or frustrated, depending on your personality.. You either, take the free sex, use and be used or be sad for been used for your body and sexual prowess.. Personally, I just think you should be happy because it means you have got her p***y on Lockdown!! But, it does suck if you genuinely like her.. If itâs not all about the sex for you.. Girls, that don’t mind been in this zone have their various reasons why. I think it could be because, she is giving to get something back, she is just a cheerful giver, a nymph or she is hoping to change his mind, as in get him to like her past just the sex, using sex which is dumb (No offense but itâs the truth) Why would he want to buy the orange when he already gets perfectly good ones for free..
 WIFEY ZONE:
This is the zone that gives girls too much hope.. You just put the poor girl on a bicycle whilst she is sleeping..*sigh*.. Is it fair? đŚ .. Some guys actually, mean it when they put their girlfriend in this zone but as for you guys that like to lie with this zone and you have a sister or sisters, remember there is a Lady called ‘KARMA’ and she is not the nicest person! Most times, some girls misuse the zone and some guys don’t understand what this zone implies.. If you put a girl in this zone, you mean serious business.. You can’t just put any girl or imply that the zone looks good in her future between you and her and then, you wake up one day and you don’t want to date her again OR the girl wakes up one day and decides to be in the ‘Bitch Zone (dumps your ass)..
PUBLIC P ZONE:
If you are in this zone, please “Go and wash your head in your village” 4get say, them they do you for the village! In short, Go and wash your whole body!!”.. If you have been put in this zone, there is another name for you.. I consider you, a soccer ball.. You get passed around, kicked around plus, anybody can score.. Some people get to score multiple times and others, well, Do the math! The girls in this zone, are too much.. A freaking epidemic.. There is NO RESPECT whatsoever in this zone.. đŚ Once you go public, you can’t go private because your assets have become useless or damaged..
SETTING P ZONE:
We never get tired of Setting P.. Personally, I blame whoever coined the phrase..*hiss*.. How can you think that someone is good for nothing but for Setting P?? That’s how some people will unknowingly Set P with HIV and other VDs like itâs a date.. Oh well! It is a date, after all.. One that lasts forever.. Lool.. As a girl, if you notice that guys just want to Set p with you and nothing else.. Please, give your life to Christ.. -_- *Halleluyah*.. As for you guys, that’s all about Setting P anywhere, everyday, anytime; Your manhood never miss before, that’s why.. Although, Setting P is good, sometimes but when it becomes a routine and a lifestyle, then (pardon me for saying this) “Dem dey do you” because one cannot just be that useless.. Â Your little head must be more ambitious than your big head (depends on which you think with). Setting P has become a job. Some guys even, go as far as to involve âBook keepingâ; from Angela, Bukola, Charity to Zainab.. Do you know, if that sister you donât know about is on that list??.. Â
MAGA ZONE:
If you are in this zone and truly a nice guy, I apologize but if you are an asshole that thinks, he is Godâs gift to women then, #WhoCares!! The truth is, you are as useful as your car is mobile and your greens are available, donât take it personal..  All yâall that make crappy ass comments like, âDonât demand for what your father canât affordâ.. My reply to this is, âDonât demand for what you canât ask for from your motherâ .. Most guys expect you to put out as payment for all the lunch dates, movie dates etc..*abeg, who send you??*.. I didnât invite myself, you did.. So, why expect me to go âSharon Stoneâ  on you?? Itâs one of the reasons why, I pay my own way.. Atleast, then I know, you canât disrespect me because you ainât gat s**t on me.. If I canât afford to go out, then I sit down in my house.. I am not homeless *hian*..
BROTHER/SISTER ZONE:
If you have been zoned accordingly, then there is almost possibly no hope of getting to 3rd base unless you step up. Yes, you like her and would do just about anything for her but most girls tend to overlook  you because, we all want a good guy as a best friend, not necessarily, a gay dude.. A straight guy is good enough and when we find one, that is comfortable with just been there, then we are good.. In the process of trying to get her to trust you, also drop hints that you want to be more than just friends, otherwise, you are zoned for life.. You get the best seat in the house, as you watch her life unfold before your very eyes and the only role you get to play is, the âtrusted steadâ.. Sometimes, chilling in this zone isnât always a bad thing. Some guys end up lucky and get the girl. The truth is, when time to settle down comes, either for guys or ladies, we always settle down with those in this zone or the friend zone.. *wink*       Â
NB:
To all the guys that have decided that, I âlook like funâ so, why not Set P with Frankie (Me) *sigh*.. You must be Setting P for your grand childrenâs generation because, grey hair is not the only thing you will find sprouting from your scalp, armpits and pubic region. *rme*. You are likely to become stale.. If after, you eventually get to know me and I turn out to be No fun at all, please let me know, so that I can either fuel your car, put you in a taxi, bus, keke napep or bike, back to where you surfaced from. I ainât gat time for no retarded freak shows..
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* Before i forget, i will be posting the write up about Setting P very soon.. Still trying to arrange the whole process.. Have a bottle of beer with me (i’ll be having a glass of wine, ofcourse) relax and wait for it…* Â