Christmas Scrooge!!

Hey luvies,

How are you? Well, I am doing great (I like to lie to myself all the time. Indulge me). It’s been a fair day so far and I had a good time chatting with my This and That partner. Trust me, you don’t want to deal with this crazy.. Lool.. Ok! Frankie, stop digressing. Anyways, I am thinking I should talk about my version of this beautiful holiday called Christmas. Who’s interested? No one? Oh shuuush! Who cares about what you think? Rme.. Enjoy…

I’ll start of by saying Merry Christmas in advance to everybody reading this, so grab your piece because this is it. Like an early birthday cake… You grab a piece before the vultures set it. Lool.. Since I realised that Christmas holiday ushers in a lot of work, I stopped been Frankie Happy bunny but became Frankie Scrooge. Sure, you want to know why, don’tcha? If you are the only Girl in your family, whether your are the first kid or not, say “Una think say e easy”.. The whole 2 weeks of Christmas into the New year, I only see the sun when I look out my windows because once the work starts at 7am, it don’t stop till about 8pm. Please ask me “What is happening?”. I don’t even have the time to house hop.. :(. How wrong is that? Then, when we get more money than the rest of the kids, they complain. Maybe, if y’all did half the work we did you would get “The Princess treatment”.. Lol. Between January and November, its like child’s play but December comes and we start to feel the pain…

……*You people are still waiting for me to list out what goes down in my house every Christmas so that you can invite yourselves, yes? Hey, you over dere. Stop that! Stop it right now. Don’t kiss my… Ok, go ahead but you still aint getting no invite :p*…. (๏̯๏)

Yes, back to the matter.. Why people house hop on Christmas day is beyond me. Is that how our saviour house hopped? Ok, yes but He is excused because he wasn’t eating and messing up the whole place, He also, didn’t wait for you to try mind control before he left. It’s a day to have a special meal and chill with your loved ones unless you get an invite but NOoo!! That’s asking for too much, isn’t it? It’s like, you don’t want to stress with the cooking and washing plates so, why not make the next person do it. I say, why don’t you invest in paper plates, doggie bags and cups and save someone the stress. If you have to eat, use your paper plate and drink from your paper cup (ask Aero management, where they get theirs from) and when you leave, take your trash with you but, I’ll most likely help you use your Doggie bag. You come to my house, I doggie bag you food and you go and eat it at home. Who you wan give work to? It’s not like you came with a present.. Awoof of great proportion practiced by all you people..

Now, maybe if you came over with a Hamper (Not those types that have crumpled papers at the bottom with cheap ass products or products I can’t use because I’ll give you back, but if you come correct I just might be nice and give you extra meat. In my own future; with my own Family, I’ll send out INVITES. Yes! I said it! If you don’t get the invite you better invest in airtime and send a text or make a 2minutes phone call or, if you have to see my face, Skype me (As a boss) and say your felicitations. If you have more than 2 or 3 kids, leave the rest at home. I don’t run a day care or pre-school. If you have to bring all of them, you better be ready to clean up after them. I ain’t playing! Again, Don’t come uninvited.. No! ( •_•).. You’ll leave hungry. Ok, I’ll give you a glass of water. I am not mean. ( ‘́⌣’̀) . Now, for all those people that start to house hop immediately after church.. Smh.. NO! (๏̯๏) . What is wrong with you? 😦 . It’s understandable if you are young, single and living far away from your family but if you are married, with kids (unless you are homeless) go home and cook for your family. If your family insist on house hopping, then there is something wrong with your cooking or, somethingelse is going on. You better find out what it is.

It’s not just my house, don’t go to anybody’s house like yours is on fire because you don’t know what they are thinking or saying about you behind your back. Let’s be serious, you don’t even know what goes on in their kitchen.. *shivers* No, really! STAY AT HOME! How will you get your Christmas Home blessings, if the Lord can’t find you? Lool..

Stop hopping, you are not a kangaroo but if you are Australian, I would understand.. Lol :p ( ‘́⌣’̀) – No pun intended.. Lool

Have a great day, people

Random things too

Hey fam, it’s been a long while. Working for a Fashion Designer isn’t easy, incase you don’t know. Well, now you know. Lol. It has been awhile, try months, since I have written anything at all and no one feels the pain more than I (Yes, I know some of you don’t even care and I hope your lunch leaves a bitter taste in your mouth.. *grrrrrr*). Enjoy..

I’ve made quite a few new friends on twitter and yes, they all happen to be guys.. 😦 Lool.. I made a crack that when I do get married, I’ll have bridesmen NOT bridesmaid. I can just imagine imagine the mass shock.. Lool. It’s like for every 1 female friend I make, I make 5 male friends. I just feel that girls have way too much drama and half the time, a group of girls do nothing but talk about uninteresting things like hair, boys, nails and blah blah blah. I am not saying I don’t talk about these things but I don’t think it’s something I want to invest my time in at every opportunity and certainly NOT at social gatherings. The last one I was at was ruined by girls. Not only did they arrive late, they spent the whole time with legs crossed and looking pretty…..in the dark. Who exactly is looking at them ‘in the dark’? The shadow man or Spirits? A couple of us did try to burn the dancefloor but sigh! Can girls ruin your hardwork. I told a friend of mine and what he had to say cracked me up. He said and I quote, “Admission into my party was 3 shots or a wrap of SK. My bestfriend didn’t believe until I kicked out 10 of her friends..”. Lmao. That I say, has to be the meanest thing ever and It’s something I would do. Well, except the ‘SK’ part. Truth is, if you are not going to come to a party and have fun, please stay at home and look pretty. Nobody can see you in the dark ergo, nobody can see you in your house.

Yes, it’s the Christmas season again and boy, am I already tired. I haven’t started feeling all Chrismassy yet and I probably won’t so, you can call me Frankie Scrooge. I remember quite a few years back, I was complaining about how much house chores I do during this season, I would list them out but I don’t want any self invitation to my crib so, I won’t say. Anyways, I remember saying this, “I’ve cooked enough during the Christmas to last me a lifetime so, when I get married I ain’t cooking for nobody except immediate family. I also said, I am not doing any mass cooking for NO VISITORS. No! ( •_•) . Don’t come to my house after church for Christmas rice or drink. Cook for your family nd I’ll cook 4 mine. ( ˘˘̯). There will b no party with visitors, no extra cooking for visitors. No! Hungry hungry people! NO! If u aren’t Family, don’t come because you’ll starve.. You come hungry, you’ll leave hungry. Be warned because this will be written on the Christmas card I’ll send out to all friends and Family. It’s about time people spend time at home with their own family instead of going around messing up other people’s houses and leaving them with all the dirty work and, they don’t even bring gifts. Who does that? ( ˘˘̯)

Ok, guys.. I am on my way to work.. Have a great day and stay blessed..